Pirates Voyage Reviews

The plot felt messy and the pacing was so slow that it became frustrating to sit through. I was expecting a better experience, and considering how disappointing it was, I’d definitely appreciate some kind of compensation.

It was way too crowded, and I couldn’t really figure out what was going on half the time. The staff seemed confused too, like they weren’t sure how to manage the crowd or where people were supposed to go. Just not a great experience overall.

The seats were uncomfortable and started hurting after a while. I don’t want to make it sound like the whole experience was terrible, though — it was just the seating that really bothered me.

We had an okay time, but I’m not sure it felt worth the cost overall. The tickets were expensive for what was included, and while the food wasn’t bad, it was just kind of average. A few extras added up quicker than expected too. I wouldn’t say it was terrible, but I did leave feeling like it could’ve offered a little more for the price

The food was alright, nothing really wrong with it, but the menu felt super limited. I kind of had that instant feeling when I looked at it that I’d have to just pick something rather than actually choose what I wanted. It wasn’t a bad experience, just a little disappointing.

The music was blasting so loud and sounded muddy, so I could barely hear the singers for most of the show. It felt like nobody really cared about the audience experience, like we were just another ticket number packed into the venue.

The show was okay overall, but the animal parts kind of made me uncomfortable. The birds and sea lions was doing tricks and stuff, and at first it seemed fine, but after a while I just wasn’t really enjoying it.
I know some people probably had liked it, but I kept thinking about whether the animals are doing this too often. It felt more like they were being made to perform than something fun to watch.
The food was decent and the staff were nice, so that part wasn’t bad. I just don’t think I would go back unless they change how they doing the animal performances.

I felt like I was being picked on more than anyone else, and it made the whole experience uncomfortable. The audience interaction felt awkward and kind of forced instead of fun. What frustrated me most was that whenever it got uncomfortable, it seemed like they just brushed it off as “policy” or part of the show, which felt like a weak excuse

Trying to make a reservation was frustrating. The page was confusing, and it kept glitching or resetting before I could finish. It made me realize how much a smooth booking process matters, because by the time I was done, I already felt stressed before even getting there

To be fair, the sides were decent, but the chicken was a bit dry for my taste. Overall, it wasn’t bad, just not something I’d be excited to order again.

So, I thought the set design was cool overall, and the pirate ship looked really nice on stage. Some parts did feel a bit crowded though, and a few of the scene changes were kind of messy. It was still fun to watch, just not quite as impressive as I was expecting.

I went in hoping they’d be able to handle my food allergy, but it just felt like another tiring restaurant situation where I had to keep asking questions and still didn’t feel confident. The staff seemed unsure, and after a while I was just worn out from trying to figure out what was actually safe. I ended up barely eating while everyone else had a full dinner. For what we paid, it was frustrating...

We went to Pirates Voyage and had a good time overall. The show itself was fun, and I’m glad we went, but the parking situation felt just okay, not exactly smooth.

There were spots available when we got there, so it wasn’t a disaster or anything, but it felt tight and a little confusing with everyone pulling in at the same time. Part of me wondered if they keep it that way on purpose so people show up earlier or don’t hang around too long afterward.
Leaving took longer than I expected too, which was probably the most annoying part. I’d still go again, but next time I’d definitely plan to arrive earlier and maybe be more patient getting out.

I went with my family, and maybe I’m being a little picky, but the venue just didn’t feel very clean. The floors were sticky, the bathroom smelled bad, and there was already trash under some of the seats before the show even started. The staff seemed nice enough, so I don’t want to be too harsh, but for what we paid, I guess I expected the place to be kept up a bit better. The show itself was okay, but it was hard to fully enjoy it when everything around us felt kind of grimy.

I was really frustrated with the wheelchair seating support. The information was confusing, and I kept getting passed around without a clear answer. It made me feel trapped, like I couldn’t make a simple plan without running into another issue.

The drink service really wasnt great. We waited forever just to get a couple sodas, and then no one ever came back around for refills. It was frustrating, especially with kids sitting there getting restless.

The show was really fun, and we definitely had a good time, but the meal portion was, small for the price. I left still feeling hungry, which was kinda disappointing

We went in thinking it'd be a fun family night, but it just didn't feel very kid-friendly for us. It was really loud, chaotic, and my younger kids ended up feeling more scared than entertained.
Some parts seemed like they were meant more for adults, and overall it was just a bit too much for our family. For the price, I really expected a better experience for kids. We left disappointed and probably won't go back.

I went in hoping I’d have a good time , but it just didn’t really click for me . A lot of it felt slow , and for what we paid , I was expecting something more fun or exciting . I caught myself checking the time more than once . I can see kids maybe enjoying it , but personally , I left feeling like it wasn’t worth the money .

There were definitely a few performers I really enjoyed watching, and some parts of the show were fun. But overall, it felt a little uneven. A couple of scenes seemed rushed, and the singing wasn’t always the strongest, though to be fair, live shows can be tough and they were clearly trying. It had some nice moments, just not quite enough to feel worth the price we paid.